Monday, February 05, 2007

unnatural perversions

What kind of sicko ...
... puts nuts in chocolate chip cookies?
... ruins perfectly good salad by putting oil and vinegar on it?
... adds little marshmallows to the packet of hot chocolate?
... includes bits of nuts, pretzels and marshmallows in chocolate ice cream and calls it "Rocky Road?"
It's because of abominations like these that judgment is coming.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

And who could be so low and vile that he actually would put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop?

MJ said...

I like oil and vinegar

marauder said...

I'm not surprised. If you feed your kids soy, of course you're going to like oil and vinegar.