Tuesday, December 12, 2006

what little girls are made of

I've heard a lot of weird things claims about what "makes" people gay.

The list has included a lack of sports, certain TV shows and movies, distant fathers, distant mothers, overly close fathers, overly close mothers, sexual abuse, physical abuse, emotional abuse, no discipline, sexual curiosity and experimentation, overly strict religious upbringing, overly lax religious upbringing, genetics, environment, the erosion of traditional gender roles, exposure to Broadway music, participation in ballet, being a sensitive artistic sort, leg hair, and lack of friendships growing up.

Never have I heard someone pin it on diet. Until now.

Apparently, America's growing desire for health food is turning us into a soy bean Sodom.

You just can't make this stuff up.

11 comments:

JJ said...

Soy?

Oy.

marauder said...

Yeah, exactly.

I can't help but note that this particular commentator is from Colorado Springs. Given the caliber of commentators coming from Colorado Springs, I'm starting to wonder about the quality of the water out there.

Soy beans. Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

Oh crikey, I fed soy milk to Joey for like ever.

marauder said...

You know, with Joey's overly feminine personality, I'm surprised you never made the connection yourself.

You might as well get him a tutu and be done with it.

Anonymous said...

You are not nice

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Anonymous said...

That's weird, I don't know why it repeated so many times.