Thursday, August 14, 2008
Tom Green and I were separated at birth
Tom Green is mine.
I know virtually nothing about Tom Green. This is his picture. A Google search on the picture indicates that he is a comedian from Canada who two years ago launched a call-in live talk show from his living room that was broadcast on ManiaTV, which I have never heard of.
A close friend of mine who sent me the picture and noted Green's uncanny resemblance to me, had claimed that Green was a preacher.
If that's the case, he has an unusual ministry. Among other things, he's sucked milk directly from the udder of a cow and made a pornographic painting on his parents' car. Reportedly he also was married to actress Drew Barrymore for less than two years.
I'm not sure which of us should be more disturbed by the resemblance.
Copyright © 2008 by David Learn. Used with permission.