Tuesday, July 31, 2007

jane goes to the doctor

Not long after the sheep incident, Jane went to the doctor's office to complain that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible," said the doctor. "Show me."

So Jane took her finger and pushed her elbow, and screamed in agony. She pushed her knee and screamed, pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You have a broken finger."

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