When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk Ivan MacGregor's hand was bandaged. Before he could ask what had happened, the clerk had some very good news for him.
"Guess what, sir?" Ivan said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"
"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?!" the manager asked.
"That's the one!"
"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?"
"Oh," Ivan replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me.