Brucker, author and scion of evil

Did you ever notice that none of the gospel writers ever say that Brucker wasn't present during the Passion?

Not one refutes allegations that it was Brucker who convinced Judas to betray Christ, that Brucker ordered swine run through the Holy of Holies during the Greek occupation of Judaea, or that he fought the reconstruction of the cities of Jerusalem during the days of Nehemiah and Ezra. It's like the notion that he wasn't a central figure in these events isn't even worth contesting.

In fact, no one even suggests that Brucker wasn't one of Haman's advisers. Most compellingly, the author of Genesis never once says that the serpent in Eden is not Brucker.

After a while, certain conclusions become inescapable.