teach your children well

I recently told my best friend that I've introduced my children to several clean Flying Circus sketches, like "Buying a Mattress."

He groaned, and then admitted that he often feels inferior as a father when he thinks of the close bonds I enjoy with my girls, the time he knows I share with them, and the activities we do together ... and then he feels much better when I tell him things like "Evangeline knows all the words to 'Spanish Inquisition.'"