Tuesday, February 19, 2002

cats and the devil

Theologians traditionally have believed that Lucifer was thrown out of heaven once it was discovered that he had a pet cat.

New study of the tradition, however, reveals that he wasn't thrown out of heaven for having a cat, as much as for being a cat. The emerging consensus is that he jumped up and made itself at home on God's Throne when God stood up.

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