Thursday, February 07, 2002

exiling new jersey

The reason I want to exile New Jersey to Siberia is to make way for the imperial palace and imperial grounds. Since my lovely and talented wife is an ecologist, she'll be allowed to oversee a restoration project of unprecedented size as New Jersey is restored to pristine wilderness through phytoremediation and careful, deliberate cultivation of new forests where once shopping malls, factories and roadways gathered beneath the moon. So no, we wouldn't be exiled to Siberia, especially as we're not really from New Jersey anyway. We just live there at the moment.

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